joke of the day

A man and his wife never
fought for 25yrs of their
marriage. A friend asked
him how he managed to
make it
possible. He narrated: "We went to Australia for
our honeymoon 25yrs ago.
While
riding on a horse, my
wife's horse jumped and
my wife fell down, she got up, patted
the horse's back and said
"this is
your first time". After a
while it happened again
and she patted it and said "this is
your second time". It
happened
again the 3rd time and she
brought out a gun and shot
the horse dead. I was so
shocked and shouted at
her.
Are you crazy?
What's wrong wit u?
Why did u kill the horse? She gave me a grave look
and
said "THIS IS YOUR FIRST
TIME." Ever since then, we
have being living happily